During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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