There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
