it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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