oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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