White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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