Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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