I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
