oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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