Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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