Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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