We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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