I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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