I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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