: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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