Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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