Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nicole vs. Life
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
