And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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