I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
