shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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