I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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