I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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