maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
