it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The convent might be a nice break from real life
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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