white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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