He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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