Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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