I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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