If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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