Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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