Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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