we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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