I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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