It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My dick has a subreddit
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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