I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I am one with the molecules
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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