Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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