When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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