Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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