She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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