That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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