I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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