windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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