it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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