Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We're too hungover to prance.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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