Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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