that's an acceptable place to lick
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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