i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
