Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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