The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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