I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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