I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
