Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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